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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

Listen, lady, our real namesare Jay and Silent Bob, - but this morning...- Yeah

Listen, lady, our real names
are Jay and Silent Bob, - but this morning...
- Yeah

Full Transcript

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Listen, lady, our real names are Jay and Silent Bob,
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- but this morning... - Yeah.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
97
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:23
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
...Kevin James, The King of fucking Queens, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
...Kevin James, The King of fucking Queens,
I can't book y'all under your fake names, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
I can't book y'all under your fake names,
Ooh, sorry, boys, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Ooh, sorry, boys,
He went all vegan and shit, eating that v-gina. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
He went all vegan and shit, eating that v-gina.
- That's not right. - I used to call him lunch box, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
- That's not right. - I used to call him lunch box,
I used to say, "Fly, fat ass. Fly." - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:19
I used to say, "Fly, fat ass. Fly."
Let me make something straight here - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Let me make something straight here
There is something here about a terrorist organization - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
There is something here about a terrorist organization
I'm sorry, but y'all can't fly, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
I'm sorry, but y'all can't fly,
Ride Me Now is a ride-share app. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Ride Me Now is a ride-share app.
So you just do one click - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
So you just do one click
You know what you do, you go fuck yourself, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
You know what you do, you go fuck yourself,
No. You listen to me, you call center Khalifa, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
No. You listen to me, you call center Khalifa,
I'm gonna read it so slowly - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
I'm gonna read it so slowly
Yo, I'm Ted motherfucking Underhill. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Yo, I'm Ted motherfucking Underhill.
I say we smoke this little bitch. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
I say we smoke this little bitch.
Oh, come on, man. I roll a perfect Silent Bob - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Oh, come on, man. I roll a perfect Silent Bob
I was driving someone about a week ago - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
I was driving someone about a week ago
You have no idea how hard it is - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
You have no idea how hard it is
I mean, it just stays there, really, it's like a ghost. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I mean, it just stays there, really, it's like a ghost.