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My advice, if you got a kid that'll get you stoned
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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

My advice, if you got a kidthat'll get you stoned

My advice, if you got a kid
that'll get you stoned

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My advice, if you got a kid that'll get you stoned...
Duration
5 seconds
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27
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:41
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
I didn't even know my own dad - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I didn't even know my own dad
Philosophically in a manner of speaking, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:13
Philosophically in a manner of speaking,
But only love can make you a dad, you understand me? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
But only love can make you a dad, you understand me?
Okay. Wait a minute. How you gonna talk - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Okay. Wait a minute. How you gonna talk
- That shit's unseemly, brah. - Unseemly? God damn it, listen, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
- That shit's unseemly, brah. - Unseemly? God damn it, ...
Then just think of all the fucked-up shit - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:11
Then just think of all the fucked-up shit
Now, get the fuck out and hit the road. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Now, get the fuck out and hit the road.
This isn't Hulu and hump day, dude. Man, what if someone saw? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This isn't Hulu and hump day, dude. Man, what if someon...
And I'm putting you on my Instagram, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
And I'm putting you on my Instagram,
But ironically her name is Jihad, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
But ironically her name is Jihad,
No way. That's before they even built the internet. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
No way. That's before they even built the internet.
If you fuck with any of us, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
If you fuck with any of us,
Well, in a world full of dicks, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Well, in a world full of dicks,
And if you had a daughter, wouldn't you want her - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
And if you had a daughter, wouldn't you want her
Shit, no, I have a daughter and she scared me - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Shit, no, I have a daughter and she scared me
This is my not creepy friend, Shan Yu, she's from China. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This is my not creepy friend, Shan Yu, she's from China...
- We're in Connecticut? - It's Louisiana, man, Jesus. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- We're in Connecticut? - It's Louisiana, man, Jes...
- What the fuck? - Shan Yu records - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
- What the fuck? - Shan Yu records
The podcast is called - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
The podcast is called
Now that there are six of us, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Now that there are six of us,