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Oh, Merkinsky. I will call you Merkin
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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

Oh, Merkinsky.I will call you Merkin

Oh, Merkinsky.
I will call you Merkin

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Oh, Merkinsky. I will call you Merkin.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
141
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:24
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Because in my car, guess what I have instead of gum, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Because in my car, guess what I have instead of gum,
You got tater tots up in this bitch, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
You got tater tots up in this bitch,
Well, I'm a businessman, an entrepreneur, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Well, I'm a businessman, an entrepreneur,
So I came up with Hater Totz. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
So I came up with Hater Totz.
Got a little, uh, quiz on there, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Got a little, uh, quiz on there,
And those tween girls, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
And those tween girls,
Hater Totz means different things to different people. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Hater Totz means different things to different people.
Well, Hater Totz started attracting a customer base - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Well, Hater Totz started attracting a customer base
So, I shut down. I just declared bankruptcy and now, well... - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
So, I shut down. I just declared bankruptcy and now, well...
I serve these leftover tater tots to all my riders, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
I serve these leftover tater tots to all my riders,
Take as many tater tots as you want, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Take as many tater tots as you want,
By the way, I don't know if my app is wrong, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
By the way, I don't know if my app is wrong,
I'll drive you all the way to Hollywood, California. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I'll drive you all the way to Hollywood, California.
You give me a big tip and some amazing feedback. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
You give me a big tip and some amazing feedback.
Deal-io Emilio. Now, drive, Miss Daisy. Drive. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Deal-io Emilio. Now, drive, Miss Daisy. Drive.
Now, if your kids are looking at you right now like, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Now, if your kids are looking at you right now like,
Did he go to hell?” - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Did he go to hell?”
Pun intended. But I did almost unmake existence, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:13
Pun intended. But I did almost unmake existence,
God dropped me in the Mediterranean Sea - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
God dropped me in the Mediterranean Sea
So, after the events of Dogma, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
So, after the events of Dogma,