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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

Seriously,I'm like the Dick Wolf of getting guys offwith my mouth

Seriously,
I'm like the Dick Wolf of getting guys off
with my mouth

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Seriously, I'm like the Dick Wolf
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of getting guys off with my mouth.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:49
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
But that's why you hired me, am I right? Or am I wrong? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
But that's why you hired me, am I right? Or am I wrong?
Docket number 37, People v. Jay and Silent Bob. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Docket number 37, People v. Jay and Silent Bob.
Charges are drug trafficking - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Charges are drug trafficking
If you two are here, it must be a weekday, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
If you two are here, it must be a weekday,
- How you doing? - So we the people would hope - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
- How you doing? - So we the people would hope
This affidavit is from a Hollywood - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
This affidavit is from a Hollywood
So I ask that all charges be dropped since my clients - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
So I ask that all charges be dropped since my clients
They may be obvious but one thing I would not call - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
They may be obvious but one thing I would not call
But for today, at least, they are not guilty. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
But for today, at least, they are not guilty.
Jay and Silent Bob, you're free to go. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Jay and Silent Bob, you're free to go.
I set you free, butterflies, as promised. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I set you free, butterflies, as promised.
Docket number 38, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Docket number 38,
This is only my second case of the day - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
This is only my second case of the day
As you can see, I have a ton of cases - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
As you can see, I have a ton of cases
Your Honor, my client, Saban Films, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:11
Your Honor, my client, Saban Films,
Oh, man. You ever see the one where the red ranger - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, man. You ever see the one where the red ranger
Oh. Does the multimedia combine into a giant Megazord? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Oh. Does the multimedia combine into a giant Megazord?
Anyhoo, last year, Saban Films acquired worldwide rights - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
Anyhoo, last year, Saban Films acquired worldwide rights
So, now, all the underlying rights belong to my client, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:15
So, now, all the underlying rights belong to my client,
Ergo, Your Honor, Saban Films owns their names. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Ergo, Your Honor, Saban Films owns their names.