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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

So, uh,feel free to take selfies with my holographic image.Um, but, please, and I can't...

So, uh,
feel free to take selfies with my holographic image.
Um, but, please, and I can't even believe I have
to fucking say this, but please do not
hump the hologram

Full Transcript

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So, uh, feel free to take selfies
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with my holographic image. Um, but, please,
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and I can't even believe I have to fucking say this,
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but please do not hump the hologram.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
116
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:47
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
All right? Or you'll burn your dick off or whatever it is - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
All right? Or you'll burn your dick off or whatever it ...
So don't do it. Do not fellate the hologram either, you know? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
So don't do it. Do not fellate the hologram either, you...
And... And please don't record yourself having conversations - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
And... And please don't record yourself having conversa...
Now, if you're looking for - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Now, if you're looking for
Uh, if you wanna be an extra - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Uh, if you wanna be an extra
But whichever way you go, uh, hope you have fun - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
But whichever way you go, uh, hope you have fun
Uh, we came to Hollywood so Shan Yu could be an extra - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Uh, we came to Hollywood so Shan Yu could be an extra
And we came to Hollywood - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
And we came to Hollywood
It's a long story, but it ends with us - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
It's a long story, but it ends with us
Uh, us stopping the movie is the most important thing - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Uh, us stopping the movie is the most important thing
But it will be all be worth it - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
But it will be all be worth it
This is my legacy right here, it's the last one - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
This is my legacy right here, it's the last one
You're a great fucking kid and some asshole - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
You're a great fucking kid and some asshole
Nobody gets in, as the French say... sans badge. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Nobody gets in, as the French say... sans badge.
Come on, you security dick, what's the big deal anyway? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Come on, you security dick, what's the big deal anyway?
The big deal is we got America's most precious resources - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
The big deal is we got America's most precious resource...
Actors, actresses, directors, podcasters, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Actors, actresses, directors, podcasters,
And it's my job not only to keep them safe - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
And it's my job not only to keep them safe
I have a question for the real Jay and Silent Bob. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I have a question for the real Jay and Silent Bob.
And who's directing this shit anyway, Kevin fucking Smith? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
And who's directing this shit anyway, Kevin fucking Smi...