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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

So this van is not movinguntil you tell me why you wanna go to Hollywoodso bad

So this van is not moving
until you tell me why you wanna go to Hollywood
so bad

Full Transcript

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So this van is not moving until you tell me
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why you wanna go to Hollywood so bad.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:07
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Shan Yu only has a week left on her visa - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Shan Yu only has a week left on her visa
Her favorite thing in the world - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Her favorite thing in the world
So that's why this mission is so important. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
So that's why this mission is so important.
Important enough for a straight A student - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Important enough for a straight A student
I've done a bunch of stupid shit when I was younger, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
I've done a bunch of stupid shit when I was younger,
How did you meet a deaf girl, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
How did you meet a deaf girl,
Uh, I've seen your life, kid, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Uh, I've seen your life, kid,
You don't need a father, I didn't grow up with a dad - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
You don't need a father, I didn't grow up with a d...
And if you never really had a dad then you would know - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
And if you never really had a dad then you would know
Because you will always be haunted by a question - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Because you will always be haunted by a question
Well, I knew your dad a little bit - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Well, I knew your dad a little bit
Hater Totz filled with hate! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Hater Totz filled with hate!
You got me arrested with your grass, man. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
You got me arrested with your grass, man.
And you gave me zero tip, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
And you gave me zero tip,
"Fuck your frozen food dreams." That is personal and mean. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
"Fuck your frozen food dreams." That is personal a...
To me! "Do you even know what a merkin is?" - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
To me! "Do you even know what a merkin is?"
Do you think that's funny? I am done losing at life. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Do you think that's funny? I am done losing at life.
Fuck you guys, the two of you. No one is gonna make - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Fuck you guys, the two of you. No one is gonna make
Phase four, ditch old gay guys. What the fuck? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Phase four, ditch old gay guys. What the fuck?
Dude, they ruin everything. You distract these racist fucks, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Dude, they ruin everything. You distract these racist fucks,