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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

So if you don't put that weedaway, I'm gonna kick your narrow assto the curb

So if you don't put that weed
away, I'm gonna kick your narrow ass
to the curb

Full Transcript

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So if you don't put that weed away,
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I'm gonna kick your narrow ass to the curb.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:41
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
- Happy? - Chocolate. That's better. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
- Happy? - Chocolate. That's better.
- Yeah. You want some? - Shit, yeah. I love sugar. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- Yeah. You want some? - Shit, yeah. I love sugar.
Oh, no. Um, I smoke my weed, I don't eat it. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Oh, no. Um, I smoke my weed, I don't eat it.
It isn't poison, but it is potent. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
It isn't poison, but it is potent.
And you ate, uh, 50 times the recommended dosage. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
And you ate, uh, 50 times the recommended dosage.
Can you believe these two? Edibles ain't shit, right? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Can you believe these two? Edibles ain't shit, right?
That's kind of hot. That's your rap name? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
That's kind of hot. That's your rap name?
I just found out I have a kid - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
I just found out I have a kid
My advice, if you got a kid that'll get you stoned... - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
My advice, if you got a kid that'll get you stoned...
I didn't even know my own dad - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I didn't even know my own dad
Philosophically in a manner of speaking, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:13
Philosophically in a manner of speaking,
But only love can make you a dad, you understand me? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
But only love can make you a dad, you understand me?
Okay. Wait a minute. How you gonna talk - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Okay. Wait a minute. How you gonna talk
- That shit's unseemly, brah. - Unseemly? God damn it, listen, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
- That shit's unseemly, brah. - Unseemly? God damn it, ...
Then just think of all the fucked-up shit - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:11
Then just think of all the fucked-up shit
Now, get the fuck out and hit the road. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Now, get the fuck out and hit the road.
This isn't Hulu and hump day, dude. Man, what if someone saw? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This isn't Hulu and hump day, dude. Man, what if someon...
And I'm putting you on my Instagram, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
And I'm putting you on my Instagram,
But ironically her name is Jihad, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
But ironically her name is Jihad,
No way. That's before they even built the internet. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
No way. That's before they even built the internet.