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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

So, if you wanna orderyour healthy veggies, open your mouth, do it yourself.I'm gonna go...

So, if you wanna order
your healthy veggies, open your mouth, do it yourself.
I'm gonna go drop a deuce

Full Transcript

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So, if you wanna order your healthy veggies,
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open your mouth, do it yourself. I'm gonna go drop a deuce.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:54
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Okay. Fine. Whip it out. Come on. Just whip it out. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Okay. Fine. Whip it out. Come on. Just whip it out.
- Ms. McKenzie! - What the fuck is going on here? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
- Ms. McKenzie! - What the fuck is going on here?
Uh, I'm 47 and I have no idea what that means. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Uh, I'm 47 and I have no idea what that means.
Now this dirty old assfuck's in here - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Now this dirty old assfuck's in here
And now with the forecast, here's News 10's meteorologist, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
And now with the forecast, here's News 10's meteor...
We are gonna get so much rain, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
We are gonna get so much rain,
♪ You should have seen By the look in my eyes, baby ♪ - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:46
♪ You should have seen By the look in my eyes, baby ♪
Holy shit, Silent Bob. Look, it's my long-lost ex-girlfriend, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Holy shit, Silent Bob. Look, it's my long-lost ex-girlf...
So I'm gonna go find her - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
So I'm gonna go find her
Ooh, and your dumbass gave him - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Ooh, and your dumbass gave him
Type this shit, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Type this shit,
Fuck your frozen food dreams. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Fuck your frozen food dreams.
So why don't you live up to your name - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
So why don't you live up to your name
Lady, lady, lady, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Lady, lady, lady,
Look at that shit, man. When she wakes up, I'll be like, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:15
Look at that shit, man. When she wakes up, I'll be like...
A super friend who wants to get back - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
A super friend who wants to get back
Oh, my gosh. And all this time, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Oh, my gosh. And all this time,
And, uh, I thought you'd be upset if you ever found out - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
And, uh, I thought you'd be upset if you ever found out
Wait, why? Who's the father? Is it Silent Bob? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Wait, why? Who's the father? Is it Silent Bob?
Jay, you're a great guy - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Jay, you're a great guy