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Ted and Mr. Taint just wanted to meet you, Milly
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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

Ted and Mr. Taintjust wanted to meet you, Milly

Ted and Mr. Taint
just wanted to meet you, Milly

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Ted and Mr. Taint just wanted to meet you, Milly.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:44
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Oh, we're going to this stupid convention in Hollywood. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, we're going to this stupid convention in Hollywood.
It's fucked up enough I had to meet my kid, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
It's fucked up enough I had to meet my kid,
Ooh, a lady. I like him. He's proper. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Ooh, a lady. I like him. He's proper.
Reggie, this is Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Reggie, this is Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame.
♪ I'll be okay ♪ - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
♪ I'll be okay ♪
♪ I'm a loser. Hallelujah ♪ - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
♪ I'm a loser. Hallelujah ♪
Maybe you and Milly can spend some time together - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Maybe you and Milly can spend some time together
Fuck, man. Last time we were in Chicago, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Fuck, man. Last time we were in Chicago,
This time, I didn't get laid - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
This time, I didn't get laid
This Windy City can blow me. Let's go. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This Windy City can blow me. Let's go.
I know we only just met, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
I know we only just met,
Can you take us to Hollywood with you? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Can you take us to Hollywood with you?
Either you take us to Hollywood or I stab you both to death - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Either you take us to Hollywood or I stab you both to death
And when the cops come, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
And when the cops come,
The home of Chicago's beloved lesbian weather lady. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
The home of Chicago's beloved lesbian weather lady.
I'll get off like a porn star, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
I'll get off like a porn star,
So I suggest you take out your phone, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
So I suggest you take out your phone,
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father.
♪ Why don't you come my way? My way ♪ - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
♪ Why don't you come my way? My way ♪
Because Soapy has great taste in music - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Because Soapy has great taste in music