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Nervous Cop:
There's nothing there, man Captain:
That is a white dude. What the fuck do you expect? Nervous Cop:
There's nothing there! What the fuck, Sarge? This son of a bitch doesn't have a dick. Captain:
He's got a fucking dick. He just got it tucked in
There's nothing there, man Captain:
That is a white dude. What the fuck do you expect? Nervous Cop:
There's nothing there! What the fuck, Sarge? This son of a bitch doesn't have a dick. Captain:
He's got a fucking dick. He just got it tucked in
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They don't know they're little
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That's why they always start shit with big dogs
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They don't get size man
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Yeah You know what else they don't get Money
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Try explaining money to a dog
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I have It just looked at me like Oh
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Movie Summary
Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.

