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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

This is onlymy second case of the day and to tell you the truth,the whole truth, and...

This is only
my second case of the day and to tell you the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

Full Transcript

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This is only my second case of the day
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and to tell you the truth, the whole truth,
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and nothing but the truth...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:06
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
As you can see, I have a ton of cases - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
As you can see, I have a ton of cases
Your Honor, my client, Saban Films, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:11
Your Honor, my client, Saban Films,
Oh, man. You ever see the one where the red ranger - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, man. You ever see the one where the red ranger
Oh. Does the multimedia combine into a giant Megazord? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Oh. Does the multimedia combine into a giant Megazord?
Anyhoo, last year, Saban Films acquired worldwide rights - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
Anyhoo, last year, Saban Films acquired worldwide rights
So, now, all the underlying rights belong to my client, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:15
So, now, all the underlying rights belong to my client,
Ergo, Your Honor, Saban Films owns their names. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Ergo, Your Honor, Saban Films owns their names.
Is there any paperwork to back up a claim this wild, Counselor? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Is there any paperwork to back up a claim this wild, Counsel...
I present contracts signed by the defendants - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
I present contracts signed by the defendants
This document confirms that Saban Films does indeed own - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
This document confirms that Saban Films does indeed own
I'll allow it. That movie did suck balls and asshole. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I'll allow it. That movie did suck balls and asshole.
Jay and Silent Bob, you are hereby legally prohibited - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Jay and Silent Bob, you are hereby legally prohibited
This whole fucking court's out of order! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This whole fucking court's out of order!
Nah, rent's just cheaper here, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Nah, rent's just cheaper here,
No, I mean the actual rats we got running around - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
No, I mean the actual rats we got running around
You guys got busted for running an illegal pot shop - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:11
You guys got busted for running an illegal pot shop
And then the cops stole the weed we were working out for years. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
And then the cops stole the weed we were working out for yea...
And all we got left from the best bud in the world - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
And all we got left from the best bud in the world
Huh. I knew you guys were weed dealers, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Huh. I knew you guys were weed dealers,
Oh, we learned to grow - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Oh, we learned to grow