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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

This time, I didn't get laid because my fucking ex-girlfriendhas a wife

This time, I didn't get laid because my fucking ex-girlfriend
has a wife

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This time, I didn't get laid
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because my fucking ex-girlfriend has a wife.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:57
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
This Windy City can blow me. Let's go. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This Windy City can blow me. Let's go.
I know we only just met, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
I know we only just met,
Can you take us to Hollywood with you? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Can you take us to Hollywood with you?
Either you take us to Hollywood or I stab you both to death - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Either you take us to Hollywood or I stab you both to death
And when the cops come, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
And when the cops come,
The home of Chicago's beloved lesbian weather lady. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
The home of Chicago's beloved lesbian weather lady.
I'll get off like a porn star, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
I'll get off like a porn star,
So I suggest you take out your phone, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
So I suggest you take out your phone,
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father.
♪ Why don't you come my way? My way ♪ - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
♪ Why don't you come my way? My way ♪
Because Soapy has great taste in music - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Because Soapy has great taste in music
What? She doesn't even know what a dildo is probably. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
What? She doesn't even know what a dildo is probably.
Uh, I have two dildos and a strap-on, so, yeah, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Uh, I have two dildos and a strap-on, so, yeah,
Are you gonna be this fucking annoying - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Are you gonna be this fucking annoying
- smoke some of this shit. - Holy shit, that's weed. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- smoke some of this shit. - Holy shit, that's weed.
Soapy lives on a commune in Oregon where deaf people - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Soapy lives on a commune in Oregon where deaf people
You know what? This is my ride and I'm paying for it, girlie. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
You know what? This is my ride and I'm paying for it, g...
So if you don't put that weed away, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
So if you don't put that weed away,
- Happy? - Chocolate. That's better. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
- Happy? - Chocolate. That's better.
- Yeah. You want some? - Shit, yeah. I love sugar. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- Yeah. You want some? - Shit, yeah. I love sugar.