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"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" quotes

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back poster
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.

Director: Kevin Smith
Writer: Kevin Smith
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $30,085,147
Released: 24 Aug 2001
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

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Fifteen bucks little man Put that shit in my hand - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:29 Fifteen bucks little man Put that shit in my hand All you mother fuckers are gonna pay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:29 All you mother fuckers are gonna pay Don't fuck with a Jedi master son - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:04 Don't fuck with a Jedi master son Touchy feely picture you're gonna do this week - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:35 Touchy feely picture you're gonna do this week Fuck fuck mother motherfuck mother motherfuck fuck - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:36 Fuck fuck mother motherfuck mother motherfuck fuck I am the master of the clit - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:27 I am the master of the clit Echo base I've got a 1007 Two unauthorized on the lot - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:15 Echo base I've got a 1007 Two unauthorized on the lot Since you let our patsy slip away - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:31 Since you let our patsy slip away You're doubling me obviously - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:11 You're doubling me obviously That was just another paean to male adolescence - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:24 That was just another paean to male adolescence Action Gus - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05 Action Gus That was worse than Clash Of The Titans - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:13 That was worse than Clash Of The Titans Does it say who's playing us in the movie - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:37 Does it say who's playing us in the movie Sorry to interrupt but we've got a 1007 on our hands - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:15 Sorry to interrupt but we've got a 1007 on our hands Do you think I could get a little kiss for good luck - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:24 Do you think I could get a little kiss for good luck Why do they call you Cock Knocker - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:09 Why do they call you Cock Knocker Shut the fuck up before I shoot you where you stand - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:10 Shut the fuck up before I shoot you where you stand And this world got mad we won't spank the monkey - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:08 And this world got mad we won't spank the monkey You're the man sir - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05 You're the man sir Clean that shit up - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:33 Clean that shit up What's twisting this bitch's tit - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:25 What's twisting this bitch's tit I'd be like What you don't know fucking Jay and Silent Bob - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:13 I'd be like What you don't know fucking Jay and... So that means you'd fuck a sheep right - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:30 So that means you'd fuck a sheep right You stand here your buddy's right here - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:12 You stand here your buddy's right here That the C L I T Is actually a tiny offshoot of the L A B I A - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:08 That the C L I T Is actually a tiny offshoot of the L A B I... Your shit is so tired Justice - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:09 Your shit is so tired Justice Wait a second aren't you the guy that fucked the pie - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:19 Wait a second aren't you the guy that fucked the pie Let's just take it from it's a good course - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:35 Let's just take it from it's a good course Are you supposed to be here today - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05 Are you supposed to be here today This movie's gonna make House Party look like House Party 2 - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:08 This movie's gonna make House Party look like House... You've got the wrong guys - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:16 You've got the wrong guys Tickets - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:08 Tickets Nights like this I miss dating a lesbian - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:06 Nights like this I miss dating a lesbian I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebody - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05 I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebody Look at these morose motherfuckers right here - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:11 Look at these morose motherfuckers right here Chaka I'm Banky Edwards the creator of Bluntman Chronic - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:18 Chaka I'm Banky Edwards the creator of Bluntman Chronic So all we gotta do is stop the fucking movie from getting made - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:25 So all we gotta do is stop the fucking movie from getting... Don't forget that - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:09 Don't forget that You're just no longer that good - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:31 You're just no longer that good Stop the movie Are you crazy - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:37 Stop the movie Are you crazy Fucking Miramax Cut - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:26 Fucking Miramax Cut Oh my God don't tell me you have no idea - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:22 Oh my God don't tell me you have no idea Hey law dog - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:13 Hey law dog Holy shit you're the Dawson - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:37 Holy shit you're the Dawson My God I'm paralyzed - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:16 My God I'm paralyzed Just like Winnie the Pooh - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:03 Just like Winnie the Pooh Is the monkey in there - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:12 Is the monkey in there Oh my God - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:17 Oh my God Are you fucking crazy They may be gay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:17 Are you fucking crazy They may be gay Fuck Jay Silent Bob Fuck them up their stupid asses - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07 Fuck Jay Silent Bob Fuck them up their stupid asses Dude I think I just filled the cup - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05 Dude I think I just filled the cup I love gay people - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:12 I love gay people I can't believe this shit - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:11 I can't believe this shit It's a Miramax flick - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:25 It's a Miramax flick Do you know that I came up for the idea for Sesame Street - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:14 Do you know that I came up for the idea for Sesame Street Call me Darth balls - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05 Call me Darth balls Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:11 Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass You did - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:18 You did If I go to prison will you wait for me - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:19 If I go to prison will you wait for me Why can't Hollywood ever makes a decent comic book movie - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:08 Why can't Hollywood ever makes a decent comic book... I think they passed out - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:12 I think they passed out I'll make you a deal - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:36 I'll make you a deal The internet has given everyone in America a voice - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07 The internet has given everyone in America a voice Duck pie fucker - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07 Duck pie fucker Why don't you executive produce me a latte de crackernated - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:19 Why don't you executive produce me a latte de... How about this deal - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07 How about this deal Holy fuck The little stoner was right - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05 Holy fuck The little stoner was right This is a site populated by militant movie buffs - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:16 This is a site populated by militant movie buffs There's a lot of love in the room - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:15 There's a lot of love in the room Why in Gods' name would I want to keep writing about characters - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:35 Why in Gods' name would I want to keep writing about... Nice going four eyes - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07 Nice going four eyes Hi I'm Justice - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:21 Hi I'm Justice Holy shit - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:37 Holy shit Miramax - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:10 Miramax Now who's stupid you dirty sheep fucker - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:24 Now who's stupid you dirty sheep fucker You don't want to rub the C L I T The wrong way - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:03 You don't want to rub the C L I T The wrong way Citizens of Utah stimulation of the C L I T Is not recommended - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07 Citizens of Utah stimulation of the C L I T Is not... They didn't really steal that monkey - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:16 They didn't really steal that monkey Sorry Justice We have to go - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:10 Sorry Justice We have to go Are we gonna have a problem again - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:04 Are we gonna have a problem again I might add that is one fine looking young boy you're raising - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:18 I might add that is one fine looking young boy you're... Why the hell are you shooting at me - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:13 Why the hell are you shooting at me Him or us - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:27 Him or us Ka boom You little stoner fucks - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05 Ka boom You little stoner fucks Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:36 Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking... Where we taking it from Gus - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:09 Where we taking it from Gus So what can a smooth pimp daddy like me - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:26 So what can a smooth pimp daddy like me Put the monkey down and your hands up - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:26 Put the monkey down and your hands up What is your damage little boy - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:06 What is your damage little boy
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Cast

Jay - Jason Mewes
Silent Bob - Kevin Smith
Holden McNeil - Ben Affleck
Randal Graves - Jeff Anderson
Dante Hicks - Brian O'Halloran
All Cast