Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG...
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Devil Jay:
[appears out of nowhere]
Mua-ha-ha-ha! Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Girls like that kinda shit. Devil Jay 2:
[appears out of nowhere]
Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip boy... [Both devils disappear] Angel Jay:
[with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing]
Jesus loves the little children... [Stops singing] Angel Jay:
Oh sorry I'm late. So what's the deal here? [looks down at Jay's erection] Angel Jay:
Oh shit! Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? [Jay nods. Angel slaps Jay with his harp] Angel Jay:
Tell you what... Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Silent Bob shakes his head] Angel Jay:
That's it boy, put the dick down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Be smooth. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG... [disappears]
[appears out of nowhere]
Mua-ha-ha-ha! Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Girls like that kinda shit. Devil Jay 2:
[appears out of nowhere]
Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip boy... [Both devils disappear] Angel Jay:
[with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing]
Jesus loves the little children... [Stops singing] Angel Jay:
Oh sorry I'm late. So what's the deal here? [looks down at Jay's erection] Angel Jay:
Oh shit! Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? [Jay nods. Angel slaps Jay with his harp] Angel Jay:
Tell you what... Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Silent Bob shakes his head] Angel Jay:
That's it boy, put the dick down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Be smooth. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG... [disappears]
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Clean that shit up
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Get me a white boy
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Get me a blond haired white boy so I can enjoy that shit
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You're the man sir
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No you're the man and that's the problem
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Chaka I'm Banky Edwards the creator of Bluntman Chronic
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We met a few weeks back
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I'm the executive Producer
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Oh you're the Executive Producer
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Why don't you executive produce me a latte de crackernated
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Okay Fuck it
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It's Banky
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No its' Fuck it
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I just want you to know that I respect your work as an artist
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I 'm something of an artist myself
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I was the inker on the comic book
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.
Actors
Chaka Luther King
