Fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck
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[first lines] Silent Bob's Mother:
Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards] Silent Bob's Mother:
You be good, now. [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive] Jay's Mother:
Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score. Passerby:
What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watching these babies? Jay's Mother:
Uh... the fat one's watchin the little one? Passerby:
Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Jay's Mother:
YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Passerby:
Oh yeah, keep on truckin'! Jay's Mother:
[to infant Jay]
Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? What a motherfucker, man! Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Fuck! [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers] Baby Jay:
[his first words]
Fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck
Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards] Silent Bob's Mother:
You be good, now. [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive] Jay's Mother:
Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score. Passerby:
What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watching these babies? Jay's Mother:
Uh... the fat one's watchin the little one? Passerby:
Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Jay's Mother:
YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Passerby:
Oh yeah, keep on truckin'! Jay's Mother:
[to infant Jay]
Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? What a motherfucker, man! Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Fuck! [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers] Baby Jay:
[his first words]
Fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck
Full Transcript
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Holy shit you're the Dawson
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James James Van Der Beek
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What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you
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If I was you I would have drowned his ass in the creek
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Yeah for Joey She is too fine
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Ever get to 3rd base with her
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There was this one time Wait a minute who are you guys
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They're our stunt doubles dumb ass
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Right
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Of course
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Stunt doubles for what
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For the move that we're shooting in about fifteen minutes
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Bluntman Chronic Strike Back
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You're doubling me obviously
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.
