Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin'...
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Jay:
[singing]
I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for Stealin' the monkey. [laughs] Jay:
Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit
[singing]
I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for Stealin' the monkey. [laughs] Jay:
Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit
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I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealing a monkey
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If I'd known that earlier
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I'd have been stealing monkeys since I was seven
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.
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Jay
