I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
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Jay:
Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy [points to Silent Bob] Jay:
will suck your dick off if you let us go. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Jay:
How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Alright. [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight] Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Make it fast and sexy. Jay:
[to Silent Bob]
It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy [points to Silent Bob] Jay:
will suck your dick off if you let us go. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Jay:
How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Alright. [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight] Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Make it fast and sexy. Jay:
[to Silent Bob]
It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
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I'll make you a deal
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This guy will suck your dick off if you let us go
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Contrary to what you believe
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not everyone in the industry is a homosexual
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How about this deal
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He'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off
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Alright
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Make it fast and sexy
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It's either this or jail
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And you know what they do to you in jail
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I was a guard
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And after it's all over you say Ooh what a lovely tea party
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.
Actors
Jay
Matt Damon
