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Matt Damon:
Just take it from "It's a good course." Ben Affleck:
Oh, now you're the director. Matt Damon:
Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this... Ben Affleck:
Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Matt Damon:
I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Ben Affleck:
You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. [They both take a beat and look at the camera] Ben Affleck:
And sometimes, you go back to the well. Matt Damon:
And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Ben Affleck:
See, that's just mean
Just take it from "It's a good course." Ben Affleck:
Oh, now you're the director. Matt Damon:
Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this... Ben Affleck:
Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Matt Damon:
I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Ben Affleck:
You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. [They both take a beat and look at the camera] Ben Affleck:
And sometimes, you go back to the well. Matt Damon:
And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Ben Affleck:
See, that's just mean
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Let's just take it from it's a good course
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You're the director now
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Shove it Bounce boy
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Let's remember who talked who
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into doing this shit in the first place
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Talking me into Dogma is one thing but
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I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever gay serial killers
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who ride horses and like to play golf
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touchy feely picture you're gonna do this week
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I take it you haven't seen Forces Of Nature
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You're like a child
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What do I keep telling you
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You gotta do the safe picture then you do the art picture
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And then sometimes you have to do the payback picture
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because your friend says you owe him
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Then sometimes you have to go back to the well
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And then sometimes you do Reindeer Games
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That's just mean
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.

