Ooh! Check that shit out, man, the internet! Let's see if those fucks wrote something...
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Jay: [to Silent Bob] Ooh! Check that shit out, man, the internet! Let's see if those fucks wrote something new about us in that stupid ass flick.
[reads Shooting Range:]
Jay: "Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob are gonna lick balls, because they both in fact lick balls."
[angrily:]
Jay: Motherfucker! It's time we wrote something back. Type this shit down: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love - Jay and Silent Bob
[reads Shooting Range:]
Jay: "Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob are gonna lick balls, because they both in fact lick balls."
[angrily:]
Jay: Motherfucker! It's time we wrote something back. Type this shit down: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love - Jay and Silent Bob
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Mother fucker
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It's time we wrote something back
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Type this shit down
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All you mother fuckers are gonna pay
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You are the ones who are the ball lickers
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We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry
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like little whiny bitches
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One we get to Hollywood
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and find those Miramax fucks who are making the movie
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we're gonna make them eat our shit then shit out our shit
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and eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we make them eat
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And then all you mother fucks are next
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Love Jay Silent Bob
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That'll show those fucks
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Now we can eat our Egga Mooby Muffin
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then get back on the road go to Hollywood and stop those fucks
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from making that movie
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No more hairy bush nuns no more dogs
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We keep our eye on the prize
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And let nothing
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.
