Yeeaah...!
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Sissy:
Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. They gotta break into Provasik now. Justice:
Uh-uh. Sissy:
Uh-huh. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. Justice:
Jay? No, he's not. Sissy:
What am I, blind? He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Justice:
Well, maybe he just has manners. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him] Jay:
Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock] Jay:
Yeeaah...!
Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. They gotta break into Provasik now. Justice:
Uh-uh. Sissy:
Uh-huh. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. Justice:
Jay? No, he's not. Sissy:
What am I, blind? He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Justice:
Well, maybe he just has manners. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him] Jay:
Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock] Jay:
Yeeaah...!
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Since you let our patsy slip away
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you have to convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place
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They've gotta break into Provasik now
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You'll do it or you're out of the gang
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Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him
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since he's so fucking in love with you
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Jay No he's not
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Am I blind
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He wasn't kissing your hand in the van
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like he was Lord Byron
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Maybe he has manners
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You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.
