Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up
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[deleted scene] Hooker #1:
Hey, little man! You want some of this? Hooker #2:
How 'bout you, big boy? Hooker #1:
You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Jay:
Oh, yeah? How nasty? Hooker #2:
As nasty as you want to be, papi. Jay:
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. [stunned silence] Hooker #1:
Oh, that's it, honey! I quit! This job just passed the point of no return! [both hookers leave] Jay:
What? You said "nasty"! [to Silent Bob] Jay:
Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up
Hey, little man! You want some of this? Hooker #2:
How 'bout you, big boy? Hooker #1:
You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Jay:
Oh, yeah? How nasty? Hooker #2:
As nasty as you want to be, papi. Jay:
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. [stunned silence] Hooker #1:
Oh, that's it, honey! I quit! This job just passed the point of no return! [both hookers leave] Jay:
What? You said "nasty"! [to Silent Bob] Jay:
Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up
Full Transcript
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touchy feely picture you're gonna do this week
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I take it you haven't seen Forces Of Nature
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You're like a child
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What do I keep telling you
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You gotta do the safe picture then you do the art picture
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And then sometimes you have to do the payback picture
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because your friend says you owe him
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Then sometimes you have to go back to the well
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And then sometimes you do Reindeer Games
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That's just mean
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All we gotta do is figure out how to get closer to them
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Get over here
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You stand here your buddy's right here
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Just stand here and react
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Don't say anything Especially you
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.
Actors
Jay
Matt Damon
