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Hitchhiker:
[explaining why he gives head for rides]
Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Jay:
Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Hitchhiker:
Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same now. There are no more lines
[explaining why he gives head for rides]
Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Jay:
Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Hitchhiker:
Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same now. There are no more lines
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Why don't you executive produce me a latte de crackernated
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Okay Fuck it
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It's Banky
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No its' Fuck it
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I just want you to know that I respect your work as an artist
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I 'm something of an artist myself
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I was the inker on the comic book
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You're a tracer okay
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Nobody got the heart to tell you
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You trace
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You go around the lines
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.


