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Holden:
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Fuck! When, Lord when? WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME?"
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Fuck! When, Lord when? WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME?"
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Why in Gods' name would I want to keep writing about characters
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whose central preoccupation is weed and dick and fart jokes
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You gotta grow man
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Don't you want anything more for yourself
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I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does
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I look into his sorry doe eyes and I see a man crying out
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He's crying out When Lord
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When the fuck can your servant
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ditch this foul mouthed little chucklehead
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to whom I am a constant victim of his folly
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So much so that it prevents me from ever getting a girl
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Fuck When Lord when
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.
