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[believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles] Jason Biggs:
You're doubling me, obviously. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. James Van Der Beek:
Bob. Jason Biggs:
Right. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. James Van Der Beek:
Jay. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Jason Biggs:
There's a script? James Van Der Beek:
Listen, Potzer! Jason Biggs:
There's a script for this movie? James Van Der Beek:
You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. A day. Jason Biggs:
Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Go to hell, Pacey! Go to hell! James Van Der Beek:
At least call me by the right fucking character
You're doubling me, obviously. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. James Van Der Beek:
Bob. Jason Biggs:
Right. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. James Van Der Beek:
Jay. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Jason Biggs:
There's a script? James Van Der Beek:
Listen, Potzer! Jason Biggs:
There's a script for this movie? James Van Der Beek:
You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. A day. Jason Biggs:
Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Go to hell, Pacey! Go to hell! James Van Der Beek:
At least call me by the right fucking character
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You're doubling me obviously
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I'm playing Bluntman A K A Silent Bill
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Bob Right
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And he's playing Chronic
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.

