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[James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake] James Van Der Beek:
You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Jason Biggs:
I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie fucker. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
[to his buddies]
Yeah, well. In prison, he'll be the pie
You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Jason Biggs:
I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie fucker. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
[to his buddies]
Yeah, well. In prison, he'll be the pie
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You've got the wrong guys
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Doesn't anybody watch the WB
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I'm a teen idol dammit
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Don't you recognize me
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Look at me
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I'm the pie fucker
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In prison he'll be the pie
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Movie Summary
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.

