I am Jack Shit?
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Achmed:
[as Jacques Merde]
Bonjour, American pig! Jeff Dunham:
So you're French? Achmed:
Oui, oui. C'est Francais. Jeff Dunham:
Uh-huh. And your name is Jacques? Achmed:
Oui, oui, Je m'apelle Jacques. Jeff Dunham:
And what is your last name? Achmed:
Merde. [audience laughs] Achmed:
What are they laughing at? My name is Jacques Merde. I do not understand what they are laughing at. Jeff Dunham:
I think Merde is translated into... [whispers in Achmed's ear] Achmed:
[shocked]
I am Jack Shit?
[as Jacques Merde]
Bonjour, American pig! Jeff Dunham:
So you're French? Achmed:
Oui, oui. C'est Francais. Jeff Dunham:
Uh-huh. And your name is Jacques? Achmed:
Oui, oui, Je m'apelle Jacques. Jeff Dunham:
And what is your last name? Achmed:
Merde. [audience laughs] Achmed:
What are they laughing at? My name is Jacques Merde. I do not understand what they are laughing at. Jeff Dunham:
I think Merde is translated into... [whispers in Achmed's ear] Achmed:
[shocked]
I am Jack Shit?
Full Transcript
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Bonjour American pig
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laughter
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So you are French
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Oui oui
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C'est Francais
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Uh huh
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And your name is Jacques
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Oui
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Je m'appelle Jacques
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laughter
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And what is your last name
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bleep
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laughter
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What are they laughing at
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My name is Jacques bleep
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laughter
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applause
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I do not understand what they are laughing at
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laughter
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I think bleep is translated into uh
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I am Jacques bleep
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Movie Summary
In this documentary/stand-up special, Jeff takes his friends in the suitcase all around the world, performing in places such as Iceland, Norway, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates, London, and Israel.
