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Jeff Dunham:
Did you know in Singapore, you could get fined or caned for not flushing a toilet after using it? Walter:
And who the hell checks up on that? What do they the Shit Police? I am not kidding how the hell do they know? Walter:
Sniffs... Oh, that guy! Walter:
Is it a random check, or... or do they patrol the potties? Walter:
Shit duty. Walter:
Audience laughs Walter:
Hey Fred, are you investigating that murder today? Walter:
Nope. Walter:
I have a tip that we have a serial non-flusher Walter:
Audience laughs
Did you know in Singapore, you could get fined or caned for not flushing a toilet after using it? Walter:
And who the hell checks up on that? What do they the Shit Police? I am not kidding how the hell do they know? Walter:
Sniffs... Oh, that guy! Walter:
Is it a random check, or... or do they patrol the potties? Walter:
Shit duty. Walter:
Audience laughs Walter:
Hey Fred, are you investigating that murder today? Walter:
Nope. Walter:
I have a tip that we have a serial non-flusher Walter:
Audience laughs
Full Transcript
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Did you know you can get fined or caned
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for not flushing a toilet after using it
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laughter
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And who the hell checks up on that
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laughter
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What do you got the bleep police
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laughter
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It's the SSP the Singapore bleep police
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laughter
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applause
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I am not kidding
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How the hell do they know
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sniff sniff
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Ah that guy
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laughter
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Is it a random check
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Or do they patrol the potties
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bleep duty
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Fred you investigating that murder today
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No I have a tip that we have a serial non flusher
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laughter
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Movie Summary
In this documentary/stand-up special, Jeff takes his friends in the suitcase all around the world, performing in places such as Iceland, Norway, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates, London, and Israel.
