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Jeff Dunham:
You know, you don't have to do this. Walter:
Yeah, I could get a real job. Jeff Dunham:
[chuckles]
What would you do. Walter:
I wanna be a greeter at Wal-Mart. [audience laughs] Walter:
What the hell's so funny? Jeff Dunham:
At Wal-Mart, what would be your opening line? Walter:
Oh. [clears throat] Walter:
Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out! [audience laughs] Walter:
Have a nice day
You know, you don't have to do this. Walter:
Yeah, I could get a real job. Jeff Dunham:
[chuckles]
What would you do. Walter:
I wanna be a greeter at Wal-Mart. [audience laughs] Walter:
What the hell's so funny? Jeff Dunham:
At Wal-Mart, what would be your opening line? Walter:
Oh. [clears throat] Walter:
Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out! [audience laughs] Walter:
Have a nice day
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I still don't get it
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So I guess you had the wedding at the church Yeah
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Had the reception At Wal Mart
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Wal Mart Yeah
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Why Easier to return the gifts
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We walked in the front door some old conger standing there and he goes
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He welcome to Wal Mart get you shit and get out
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Movie Summary
Jeff and his characters Walter, Peanut, José Jalapeño, Bubba J, and Sweet Daddy Dee for a live show.