Oh, stop it!
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Peanut:
It's hard to talk to somebody if you're not looking right at them. Jeff Dunham:
I know. Peanut:
That's like trying to talk to somebody who has a lazy eye; you don't know which eye to focus on. You ever done that? You're sitting talking to them, thinking "aw, crap. Should I be looking at *that* eye or *that* eye?" [Peanut holds his hand to his mouth in consideration] Peanut:
"FOCUS, YOU MORON!" [laughter, as Peanut does the "over the head" movement with his hand] Peanut:
[off Jeff's look]
What? Jeff Dunham:
What if someone here has a lazy eye? Peanut:
I'll confuse them. [moving around on his stand] Peanut:
Here I am. No, I'm here. Here. Here. Here. [laughter, as Jeff covers his face in embarrassment] Jeff Dunham:
I'm sorry. Peanut:
You know what pesto is? Jeff Dunham:
Pesto. It's the stuff that goes on salad and pizza... Peanut:
No. Pesto. Jeff Dunham:
What? Peanut:
It's a magician with a harelip. [laughter] Peanut:
[lisping]
Pethto! [laughter] Peanut:
Da da da! Pethto! Jeff Dunham:
What if someone here has a harelip? Peanut:
[to audience]
Thorry! Jeff Dunham:
Oh, stop it!
It's hard to talk to somebody if you're not looking right at them. Jeff Dunham:
I know. Peanut:
That's like trying to talk to somebody who has a lazy eye; you don't know which eye to focus on. You ever done that? You're sitting talking to them, thinking "aw, crap. Should I be looking at *that* eye or *that* eye?" [Peanut holds his hand to his mouth in consideration] Peanut:
"FOCUS, YOU MORON!" [laughter, as Peanut does the "over the head" movement with his hand] Peanut:
[off Jeff's look]
What? Jeff Dunham:
What if someone here has a lazy eye? Peanut:
I'll confuse them. [moving around on his stand] Peanut:
Here I am. No, I'm here. Here. Here. Here. [laughter, as Jeff covers his face in embarrassment] Jeff Dunham:
I'm sorry. Peanut:
You know what pesto is? Jeff Dunham:
Pesto. It's the stuff that goes on salad and pizza... Peanut:
No. Pesto. Jeff Dunham:
What? Peanut:
It's a magician with a harelip. [laughter] Peanut:
[lisping]
Pethto! [laughter] Peanut:
Da da da! Pethto! Jeff Dunham:
What if someone here has a harelip? Peanut:
[to audience]
Thorry! Jeff Dunham:
Oh, stop it!
Full Transcript
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It's hard to talk to somebody if you're not looking right at them
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It's like trying to talk to somebody who has a lazy eye You don't know which eye to focus on
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You're sitting there talking to them thinking Oh crap should I be looking at that eye or that eye
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Focus you morron
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What
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What if someone here has a lazy eye I'll confuse them Here I am Here
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You know what pesto is Pesto is the stuff that goes on salades and pizza
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No Pesto It's a magician with a harelip Pesto
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What if somebody here has a harelip Sorry
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Oh stop it
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Movie Summary
Jeff and his characters Walter, Peanut, José Jalapeño, Bubba J, and Sweet Daddy Dee for a live show.
