Yeah, and then you're stupid enough to take another freakin' sip!
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Jeff Dunham:
Walter, what exactly is marriage to you? Walter:
It's like drinking A slurpee. Jeff Dunham:
A slurpee. Walter:
First couple of sips, it's like "Boy this is really good! I'm glad I did this!" Then you keep drinking, it goes right to your head, and you go "Ow, Ow, Ooooow! What the hell was I thinking? Someone kill me please!" Jeff Dunham:
It eventually stops hurting. Walter:
Yeah, and then you're stupid enough to take another freakin' sip!
Walter, what exactly is marriage to you? Walter:
It's like drinking A slurpee. Jeff Dunham:
A slurpee. Walter:
First couple of sips, it's like "Boy this is really good! I'm glad I did this!" Then you keep drinking, it goes right to your head, and you go "Ow, Ow, Ooooow! What the hell was I thinking? Someone kill me please!" Jeff Dunham:
It eventually stops hurting. Walter:
Yeah, and then you're stupid enough to take another freakin' sip!
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Walter what exactly is marriage to you It's like drinking a slurpy
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First couple of sips are like Boy this is really good I'm glad I did this
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Then you keep drinking it goes right to your head and you go
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What the hell was I thinking
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Someone kill me please
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But eventually it stops hurting
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Yeah but then you're stupid enough to take another friggin sip
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Movie Summary
Jeff and his characters Walter, Peanut, José Jalapeño, Bubba J, and Sweet Daddy Dee for a live show.
