Achmed, he's your son. Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and apparently...
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Jeff Dunham: Achmed, he's your son.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a fucking lawn mower.
Achmed Jr.: You caused the accident.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Accident? It was a huge explosion with great fire and destruction.
Achmed Jr.: You didn't mean for it to happen.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I did, too!
Achmed Jr.: You did not.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Lis...
[his leg gets caught again]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Oh, shit. MARNELL! Son of a bitch!
Achmed Jr.: Are you talking to me now?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [Marnell fixes his leg again and leaves] Fix it right, or I kick your ass! Marnell! Come back! My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!
[Marnell fixes everything and leaves again]
Achmed Jr.: He can fix my pelvis anytime.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Shut up!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a fucking lawn mower.
Achmed Jr.: You caused the accident.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Accident? It was a huge explosion with great fire and destruction.
Achmed Jr.: You didn't mean for it to happen.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I did, too!
Achmed Jr.: You did not.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Lis...
[his leg gets caught again]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Oh, shit. MARNELL! Son of a bitch!
Achmed Jr.: Are you talking to me now?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [Marnell fixes his leg again and leaves] Fix it right, or I kick your ass! Marnell! Come back! My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!
[Marnell fixes everything and leaves again]
Achmed Jr.: He can fix my pelvis anytime.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Shut up!
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Achmed he's your son Well the apple
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doesn't fall far from the tree
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and apparently this one got run over by a bleep lawnmower
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You caused the accident
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Accident It was a huge explosion
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with great fire and destruction
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You didn't mean for it to happen I did too
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You did not No li Oh bleep
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Marnel
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Son of a bitch
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Are you talking to me now
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Fix it right or I kick your ass
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Marnel
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Come back
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My arm is stuck in my pelvis you bleep
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laughter applause and cheering
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He can fix my pelvis anytime
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Shut up Okay look
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Okay look So the explosion you were talking about
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how did it happen
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Very precise and careful planning
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Not exactly I said shut up
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
