Achmed, since you're clearly a terrorist, are you Muslim? No! Scientologist. But you used...
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Jeff Dunham: Achmed, since you're clearly a terrorist, are you Muslim?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No! Scientologist.
Jeff Dunham: But you used to be Muslim.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No, look at me! I'm too extreme! I was Catholic.
Jeff Dunham: Really?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Methodist.
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Buddhist.
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Baptist.
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Capricorn.
Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute! What are you doing?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I'm trying to offend as many infidels as possible.
[laughs evilly]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No! Scientologist.
Jeff Dunham: But you used to be Muslim.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No, look at me! I'm too extreme! I was Catholic.
Jeff Dunham: Really?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Methodist.
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Buddhist.
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Baptist.
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Capricorn.
Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute! What are you doing?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I'm trying to offend as many infidels as possible.
[laughs evilly]
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Achmed since you're clearly a terrorist
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are you Muslim
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No Scientologist
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laughter
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But you used to be Muslim
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No Look at me
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I'm too extreme
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I was Catholic
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laughter
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Really
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And Methodist What
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Buddhist What
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And Baptist What
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And Capricorn Wait a minute
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What are you doing
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I'm trying to offend as many infidels as possible
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
