You have no idea why he's here? To start his training as a terrorist. No, father, that's...
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Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about Achmed Jr] You have no idea why he's here?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: To start his training as a terrorist.
Achmed Jr.: No, father, that's just it. I don't want to be a terrorist.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: But I want you to be just like me.
Achmed Jr.: Well, I'm not, and I won't be.
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, can you accept that?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I guess I can try.
Jeff Dunham: And A.J., what if he doesn't accept it?
Achmed Jr.: I kill you.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: That's my boy!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: To start his training as a terrorist.
Achmed Jr.: No, father, that's just it. I don't want to be a terrorist.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: But I want you to be just like me.
Achmed Jr.: Well, I'm not, and I won't be.
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, can you accept that?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I guess I can try.
Jeff Dunham: And A.J., what if he doesn't accept it?
Achmed Jr.: I kill you.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: That's my boy!
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And you have no idea why he's here
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To start his training as a terrorist No Father
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that's just it I don't want to be a terrorist
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gasps But I want you to be just like me
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Well I'm not and I won't be
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Achmed can you accept that
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voice breaking I guess I can try
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And AJ what if he doesn't accept it
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I keel you
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That's my boy
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
