Come on, what's it like to wake up in the morning and not hate your life? To not think,...
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Walter: [trying to cheer up Jeff after learning he is divorced] Come on, what's it like to wake up in the morning and not hate your life? To not think, "Uh-oh, here she comes!"
[makes retching sound]
Walter: You can leave your toilet seat up ALL THE TIME! I'd hot-glue mine open, for God's sakes! And then shit in the back yard! Just because I could!
[makes retching sound]
Walter: You can leave your toilet seat up ALL THE TIME! I'd hot-glue mine open, for God's sakes! And then shit in the back yard! Just because I could!
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Come on What's it like
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to wake up in the morning and not hate your life
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To not think Uh oh here she comes
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Ugh
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You can leave your toilet seat up all the time
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I'd hot glue mine open for God's sakes
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and then bleep in the backyard
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Just because I could
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
