Have you ever had a weight problem? Only when she sat on me. Will you... "Hello?"...
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Jeff Dunham: [about Walter's wife] Have you ever had a weight problem?
Walter: Only when she sat on me.
Jeff Dunham: Will you...
Walter: [screams] "Get off of me!" Actually, it's more like this: "Hello?"
[mimics echoing]
Walter: "Hello... hello..." "It's dark in here!... Here... here..." "I found your keys!... keys... keys..." I am not kidding. Then she farted and unlocked the car doors.
Jeff Dunham: What does your wife think when you do things like this?
Walter: I don't care
Walter: Only when she sat on me.
Jeff Dunham: Will you...
Walter: [screams] "Get off of me!" Actually, it's more like this: "Hello?"
[mimics echoing]
Walter: "Hello... hello..." "It's dark in here!... Here... here..." "I found your keys!... keys... keys..." I am not kidding. Then she farted and unlocked the car doors.
Jeff Dunham: What does your wife think when you do things like this?
Walter: I don't care
Full Transcript
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Get off of me
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Actually it's more like this
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imitating an echo Hello o o o
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It's dark in here here ere ere
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I found your keys keys keys keys
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I am not kidding
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Then she farted and unlocked the car doors
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What does your wife think when you do things like this
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I don't care
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
