How are you, José? I don't know. It took too long. Actually, I'm excited, señor. Why are...
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[Jeff had trouble saying "How are you" to José and Peanut had him say it with him one word at a time]
Jeff Dunham: How are you, José?
José Jalapeño on a Stick: I don't know. It took too long. Actually, I'm excited, señor.
Jeff Dunham: Why are you excited, José?
Peanut: Probably because you're holding his stick.
[nods and sways his head]
Jeff Dunham: Do you have to do jokes like that?
Peanut: It's just weird to me that, in front of everyone, you're holding José's stick!
Jeff Dunham: Any suggestions?
Peanut: You should at least take him out to dinner first.
[nods]
Jeff Dunham: How are you, José?
José Jalapeño on a Stick: I don't know. It took too long. Actually, I'm excited, señor.
Jeff Dunham: Why are you excited, José?
Peanut: Probably because you're holding his stick.
[nods and sways his head]
Jeff Dunham: Do you have to do jokes like that?
Peanut: It's just weird to me that, in front of everyone, you're holding José's stick!
Jeff Dunham: Any suggestions?
Peanut: You should at least take him out to dinner first.
[nods]
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How How
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are are
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you you you you
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Good good Good good
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All right All right
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audience cheering
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How are you Jos
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I don't know It took too long
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Actually I'm excited se or
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Why are you excited Jos
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Probably 'cause you're holding his stick
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Do you have to do jokes like that
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It's just weird to me that in front of everyone
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you're holding Jos 's stick k
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Any suggestions
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You should at least
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take him out to dinner first
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
