How do you not know who his mother is? I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the...
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Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about his son, Achmed Jr] How do you not know who his mother is?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [scoffs] I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered.
Jeff Dunham: How did you tell them apart?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: The numbers on their backs.
Jeff Dunham: That's terrible!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I know. Mother's Day is a bitch! And so are most of the mothers!
Achmed Jr.: That's not funny at all.
[sounds like "ataal"]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Ataal? Who is Ataal? Was she your mother? I don't remember a woman who was all bulgy-eyed like you!
Jeff Dunham: Bulgy-eyed?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, look at him!
Achmed Jr.: Well, you're not exactly squinting!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: At least my face is balanced! You manage to look asleep and terrified all at the same time!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [scoffs] I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered.
Jeff Dunham: How did you tell them apart?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: The numbers on their backs.
Jeff Dunham: That's terrible!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I know. Mother's Day is a bitch! And so are most of the mothers!
Achmed Jr.: That's not funny at all.
[sounds like "ataal"]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Ataal? Who is Ataal? Was she your mother? I don't remember a woman who was all bulgy-eyed like you!
Jeff Dunham: Bulgy-eyed?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, look at him!
Achmed Jr.: Well, you're not exactly squinting!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: At least my face is balanced! You manage to look asleep and terrified all at the same time!
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I had 46 wives you idiot
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They all dressed the same and their faces were covered
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How'd you tell them apart
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The numbers on their backs
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That's terrible
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I know Mother's Day is a bitch
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And so are most of the mothers
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That's not funny at all
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Atall Who is Atall
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Was she your mother I don't remember
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a woman who was all bulgy eyed like you
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Bulgy eyed Well look at him
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Well you're not exactly squinting
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At least my face is balanced
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You manage to look asleep and terrified all at the same time
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
