What did you call him? Seriously? Seriously? What? I had a dog with no legs. What did...
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Jeff Dunham: [about Achmed's dog with no legs] What did you call him?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [stares at Jeff] Seriously?
[pause]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Seriously?
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I had a dog with no legs.
Jeff Dunham: What did you call him?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Seriously? Okay, you're a comedian, right?
Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [slowly] I had a dog... with no legs.
[threateningly]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Ask me again...
[Jeff stares at Achmed; they both raise their eyebrows at each other, open their mouths briefly without speaking and move their eyes back and forth between them and the audience]
Jeff Dunham: What did you call him?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I didn't call him anything because he could never come.
[the audience laughs]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: It's not funny!
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, that's, like, the oldest joke ever.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yes, but in my case, it was true
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [stares at Jeff] Seriously?
[pause]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Seriously?
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I had a dog with no legs.
Jeff Dunham: What did you call him?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Seriously? Okay, you're a comedian, right?
Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [slowly] I had a dog... with no legs.
[threateningly]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Ask me again...
[Jeff stares at Achmed; they both raise their eyebrows at each other, open their mouths briefly without speaking and move their eyes back and forth between them and the audience]
Jeff Dunham: What did you call him?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I didn't call him anything because he could never come.
[the audience laughs]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: It's not funny!
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, that's, like, the oldest joke ever.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yes, but in my case, it was true
Full Transcript
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I had a dog
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with no legs
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sinisterly Ask me again
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What'd you call him
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I didn't call him anything because he could never come
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It's not funny
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Achmed that's that's like the oldest joke ever
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voice breaking Yes but in my case it was true
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
