How are you, Little Ugly Jeff? Not good. Wait a minute. You're gonna call him "Ugly...
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Peanut: [showing off his skills as a ventriloquist by working a dummy version of Jeff Dunham himself] How are you, Little Ugly Jeff?
Little Jeff: Not good.
Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute. You're gonna call him "Ugly Jeff"?
Peanut: Oh, no, no, no. *Little* Ugly Jeff.
Little Jeff: Is there any other name?
Peanut: Uh, Little Ugly Ass Jeff?
Little Jeff: I like that.
José Jalapeño on a Stick: [from inside the box] Me, too, señor.
Little Jeff: Thank you.
Peanut: You're welcome.
Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute. I would prefer if you didn't use the word "ass".
Peanut: Oh, I didn't really. It's all one word. Little Ugly Assjeff.
Little Jeff: Assjeff, Assjeff, I am Assjeff.
Peanut: See? It's good.
José Jalapeño on a Stick: Bravo!
Peanut: Gracias.
Little Jeff: De nada.
Jeff Dunham: This is ridiculous!
Little Jeff: Not good.
Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute. You're gonna call him "Ugly Jeff"?
Peanut: Oh, no, no, no. *Little* Ugly Jeff.
Little Jeff: Is there any other name?
Peanut: Uh, Little Ugly Ass Jeff?
Little Jeff: I like that.
José Jalapeño on a Stick: [from inside the box] Me, too, señor.
Little Jeff: Thank you.
Peanut: You're welcome.
Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute. I would prefer if you didn't use the word "ass".
Peanut: Oh, I didn't really. It's all one word. Little Ugly Assjeff.
Little Jeff: Assjeff, Assjeff, I am Assjeff.
Peanut: See? It's good.
José Jalapeño on a Stick: Bravo!
Peanut: Gracias.
Little Jeff: De nada.
Jeff Dunham: This is ridiculous!
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JOSE Me too senor
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Thank you You're welcome
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Wait a minute
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I would prefer you didn't use the word ass
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Oh I didn't really It's all one word
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Little Ugly Ass Jeff
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Ass Jeff Ass Jeff I am Ass Jeff
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See It's good
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JOSE Bravo Gracias
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This is ridiculous
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
