My father was a suicide bomber. So you guys were a lot alike? Well, I have his eyes. In a...
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Achmed the Dead Terrorist: My father was a suicide bomber.
Jeff Dunham: So you guys were a lot alike?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, I have his eyes. In a box! And I like to hide them wherever Walter is sleeping. That way, when Walter wakes up, it scares the crap out of him.
Walter: [from inside the box] You son of a bitch, I'll kick your ass right now! I'll show you!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Is that case locked from the outside?
Jeff Dunham: Yeah, why?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: 'Cause he still scares the crap out of me!
Jeff Dunham: So you guys were a lot alike?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, I have his eyes. In a box! And I like to hide them wherever Walter is sleeping. That way, when Walter wakes up, it scares the crap out of him.
Walter: [from inside the box] You son of a bitch, I'll kick your ass right now! I'll show you!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Is that case locked from the outside?
Jeff Dunham: Yeah, why?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: 'Cause he still scares the crap out of me!
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My father was a suicide bomber
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Oh so you guys are a lot alike
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Well I have his eyes
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In a box
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And I like to hide them wherever Walter is sleeping
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That way when he wakes up
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it scares the crap out of him
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WALTER distant You son of a bitch
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I'll kick your ass right now
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applause and cheering
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Is that case locked from the outside
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Yeah Why
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'Cause he still scares the crap out of me
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
