Like Santa Claus, I have been making a list of people to kill twice. Santa doesn't kill...
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Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Like Santa Claus, I have been making a list of people to kill twice.
Jeff Dunham: Santa doesn't kill people.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: He does if he's Terror Claus!
Jeff Dunham: Terror Claus? I never heard of him.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Ohhhh...
[singing to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: He kills when you're sleeping./He chokes you when you wake./He knows if you are Catholic or Jewish,/So renounce your infidel faith!
Jeff Dunham: That's terrible!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: But catchy!
Jeff Dunham: Santa doesn't kill people.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: He does if he's Terror Claus!
Jeff Dunham: Terror Claus? I never heard of him.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Ohhhh...
[singing to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: He kills when you're sleeping./He chokes you when you wake./He knows if you are Catholic or Jewish,/So renounce your infidel faith!
Jeff Dunham: That's terrible!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: But catchy!
Full Transcript
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No Because like Santa Claus
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I have been making a list of people
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to kill twice
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Santa doesn't kill people
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He does if he's Terror Claus
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Terror Claus I've never heard of him
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Oh
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He kills you when you're sleeping
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He chokes you when you wake
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He knows if you are Catholic or Jew
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So denounce your infidel faith
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laughter and cheers
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That's terrible
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But catchy
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
