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Jeff Dunham: So, the explosion you were talking about, how did it happen?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Very precise and careful planning.
Achmed Jr.: Not exactly.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I said shut up!
Jeff Dunham: What happened?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Nothing!
Achmed Jr.: He was putting gasoline in his scooter.
Jeff Dunham: So why was there an explosion?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [awkward pause] Shit happens
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Very precise and careful planning.
Achmed Jr.: Not exactly.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I said shut up!
Jeff Dunham: What happened?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Nothing!
Achmed Jr.: He was putting gasoline in his scooter.
Jeff Dunham: So why was there an explosion?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [awkward pause] Shit happens
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Okay look So the explosion you were talking about
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how did it happen
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Very precise and careful planning
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Not exactly I said shut up
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What happened Nothing
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He was putting gasoline in his scooter
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So why was there an explosion
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bleep happens
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.