So Achmed, do you have any good memories of your father? Uh, for my eighth birthday, he...
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Jeff Dunham: So Achmed, do you have any good memories of your father?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Uh, for my eighth birthday, he got me a puppy.
Jeff Dunham: That's good.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No, it turned into a disaster.
Jeff Dunham: Why?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Because sometimes my father was a very confused man, and that day, my mother told him to go outside and blow up some party balloons.
Jeff Dunham: Yeah?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: And that's how I got a dog with no legs
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Uh, for my eighth birthday, he got me a puppy.
Jeff Dunham: That's good.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No, it turned into a disaster.
Jeff Dunham: Why?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Because sometimes my father was a very confused man, and that day, my mother told him to go outside and blow up some party balloons.
Jeff Dunham: Yeah?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: And that's how I got a dog with no legs
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So Achmed do you have
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any good memories of your father
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Uh for my eighth birthday
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he got me a puppy That's good
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No it turned into a disaster Why
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Because sometimes my father was
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a very confused man
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and that day my mother told him
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to go outside and blow up some party balloons Yeah
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sadly And that's how I got a dog with no legs
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You had a dog with no legs
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Yeah he was great
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I had him for many years
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Oh So what'd you call him
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Seriously
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Seriously
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What
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I had a dog with no legs
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
