So Achmed, do you know why A.J. is here? Well, I... Wait a minute. This isn't some crap...
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Jeff Dunham: So Achmed, do you know why A.J. is here?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, I... Wait a minute. This isn't some crap about owing child support, is it? That bitch!... Whichever one she was.
Jeff Dunham: No, that's not it.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: This is bad, because I've seen the crap that you're going through, and I don't know how you can even afford a t-shirt.
Jeff Dunham: Thank you.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [softly] Did I say that just how you wrote it?
Jeff Dunham: Yes, thank you.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Okay. Good luck with the judge. I hope he's fair.
Jeff Dunham: Actually, the judge is a woman.
Achmed Jr.: You're fucked
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, I... Wait a minute. This isn't some crap about owing child support, is it? That bitch!... Whichever one she was.
Jeff Dunham: No, that's not it.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: This is bad, because I've seen the crap that you're going through, and I don't know how you can even afford a t-shirt.
Jeff Dunham: Thank you.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [softly] Did I say that just how you wrote it?
Jeff Dunham: Yes, thank you.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Okay. Good luck with the judge. I hope he's fair.
Jeff Dunham: Actually, the judge is a woman.
Achmed Jr.: You're fucked
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So Achmed do you know why AJ is here
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Well Wait a minute
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This isn't some crap about owing child support is it
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That bitch
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Whichever one she was No that's not
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This is bad
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'cause I've seen the crap that you're going through
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and I don't know how you can afford even a T shirt
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Thank you
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Did I say that just how you wrote it
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laughter
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Yes Thank you
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Okay Good luck with the judge
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I hope he's fair
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Actually the judge is a woman
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You're bleep
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
