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Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] There were never any girls at your school?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No, but for some reason, we had a girls' restroom.
Jeff Dunham: I see.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: And one day, Omar and I snuck in there to explore.
Jeff Dunham: The girls' restroom?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Uh-huh.
Jeff Dunham: And what did you find?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A couple of strange and wonderful things.
Jeff Dunham: Like what?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, we found a machine. And if you put two shekels in it, a small missile would come out!
Jeff Dunham: A missile?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, I think it was. It had a little white fuse. And it must've been a very special missile, because it was lightly scented. And then you could put two shekels in the other machine and get the bonus accuracy package.
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: It had WINGS!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No, but for some reason, we had a girls' restroom.
Jeff Dunham: I see.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: And one day, Omar and I snuck in there to explore.
Jeff Dunham: The girls' restroom?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Uh-huh.
Jeff Dunham: And what did you find?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A couple of strange and wonderful things.
Jeff Dunham: Like what?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, we found a machine. And if you put two shekels in it, a small missile would come out!
Jeff Dunham: A missile?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Well, I think it was. It had a little white fuse. And it must've been a very special missile, because it was lightly scented. And then you could put two shekels in the other machine and get the bonus accuracy package.
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: It had WINGS!
Full Transcript
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So how were the cheerleaders at your school
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Oh we didn't even have girls
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No girls
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No But for some reason we had a girls' restroom
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I see
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And one day Omar and I snuck in there to explore
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The girls' restroom Uh huh
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And what'd you find
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A couple of strange and wonderful things
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Like what
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Well we found a machine
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And if you put two shekels in it
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a small missile would come out
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A missile Well I think it was
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It had a little white fuse
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And it must have been a very special missile
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because it was lightly scented
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And then you could put two shekels in the other machine
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and get the bonus accuracy package
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What It had wings
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.
