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Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about Bin Laden] Well, since he's dead, do you think they're gonna come after you now?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [laughs, then looks puzzled] Wait, what?
Jeff Dunham: Well, you're a terrorist.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yeah, but I suck at it.
Jeff Dunham: You know, the military has the deck of cards of the 52 most wanted terrorists. Are you one of those?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yeah, but I'm in the go fish deck
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [laughs, then looks puzzled] Wait, what?
Jeff Dunham: Well, you're a terrorist.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yeah, but I suck at it.
Jeff Dunham: You know, the military has the deck of cards of the 52 most wanted terrorists. Are you one of those?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yeah, but I'm in the go fish deck
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Wait what
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Well you're a terrorist
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Yeah but I suck at it
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You know the military has the deck of cards
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of the 52 most wanted terrorists
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Are you one of those
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Yeah but I'm in the Go Fish deck
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.