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Achmed the Dead Terrorist: When Bin Laden died...
Jeff Dunham: Yeah?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: ...there were no 72 virgins waiting for him. No, it was some kind of misunderstanding. Turned out it was one 72-year-old virgin. Osama is stuck forever with Bea Arthur! And Osama and I agree that that 72-virgin thing is overrated.
Jeff Dunham: How's that?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Who wants to hear this 72 times? "Ooh! Ow! Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! You're gonna call me, right?"
Jeff Dunham: Yeah?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: ...there were no 72 virgins waiting for him. No, it was some kind of misunderstanding. Turned out it was one 72-year-old virgin. Osama is stuck forever with Bea Arthur! And Osama and I agree that that 72-virgin thing is overrated.
Jeff Dunham: How's that?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Who wants to hear this 72 times? "Ooh! Ow! Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! You're gonna call me, right?"
Full Transcript
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When Bin Laden died
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there were no 72 virgins waiting for him
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laughter and applause
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No
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No It was some kind of misunderstanding
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Turned out it was one 72 year old virgin
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laughter
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Osama is stuck forever with Bea Arthur
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laughter
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And Osama and I agree that that 72 virgin thing
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is highly overrated
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How's that
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Who wants to hear this 72 times
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Ooh ow oh Boo hoo hoo
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You're gonna call me right
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.