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And if I had known earlier in life
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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

And if I had knownearlier in life than later in lifeI was gonna have more kids, I might...

And if I had known
earlier in life than later in life
I was gonna have more kids, I might not have said
some of the things I did in some of
my stand-up specials

Full Transcript

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And if I had known earlier in life
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than later in life I was gonna have more kids,
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I might not have said some of the things I did
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in some of my stand-up specials.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:09
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
There's a couple of specials - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
There's a couple of specials
And I'm not kidding, I don't know how many times I've caught - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:13
And I'm not kidding, I don't know how many times I...
"Mr. Dunham, James has been imitating pornographic music." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
"Mr. Dunham, James has been imitating pornographic musi...
I have no idea where that came from, so." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
I have no idea where that came from, so."
In classical mythology, Cupid is the god of desire, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
In classical mythology, Cupid is the god of desire,
So ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome Cupid. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
So ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome Cupid.
[upbeat rock music] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:23
[upbeat rock music]
[mocking laughter] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
[mocking laughter]
You know how much I hate you right now. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
You know how much I hate you right now.
- Hello, Cupid. - I'm Walter, damn it. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Hello, Cupid. - I'm Walter, damn it.
- This qualifies as elder abuse. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- This qualifies as elder abuse.
- It looks like you're ready to - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- It looks like you're ready to
- No, I'm half naked and my nipples are chapped. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- No, I'm half naked and my nipples are chapped.
And what kind of costume is wings and Depends? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
And what kind of costume is wings and Depends?
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
[cheers and applause]
I'm Joe Biden! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I'm Joe Biden!
[cackling laugh] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
[cackling laugh]
- Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they're like, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:10
- Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they're like,
- So as Cupid, your job is to go around - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- So as Cupid, your job is to go around
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it.