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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

Look, Ray-Bans and Depends

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Look, Ray-Bans and Depends.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:25
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
I'm Joe Biden! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I'm Joe Biden!
[cackling laugh] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
[cackling laugh]
- Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they're like, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:10
- Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they're like,
- So as Cupid, your job is to go around - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- So as Cupid, your job is to go around
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it.
- Oh. So what's the difference between love and lust? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh. So what's the difference between love and lust?
- Oh. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh.
How about that? [grumbles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
How about that? [grumbles]
So how should a man approach a woman he's attracted to? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
So how should a man approach a woman he's attracted to?
- From the rear. - No. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- From the rear. - No.
- And with the size of some of the asses these days, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
- And with the size of some of the asses these days,
- So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go. [clears throat] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go. [clears throat]
I wish you would die so I could collect the insurance." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I wish you would die so I could collect the insurance."
"Meeting you was amazing luck, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:11
"Meeting you was amazing luck,
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna say? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna sa...
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice: - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice:
- Well, that's not very much. - It adds up. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Well, that's not very much. - It adds up.
- Yeah, I tell her every February 29th. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yeah, I tell her every February 29th.
- Why not? - I know what happens next. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Why not? - I know what happens next.