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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

There are at least two thingsin this world that I know arecompletely universal

[cheers and applause] There are at least two things
in this world that I know are
completely universal

Full Transcript

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There are at least two things in this world
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that I know are completely universal.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:24
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
We all need love and laughter. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
We all need love and laughter.
Audrey and I have now been married for 11 and 1/2 years, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
Audrey and I have now been married for 11 and 1/2 years,
Yeah, and-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
Yeah, and--
No matter what you do, they could turn out - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
No matter what you do, they could turn out
You know, they hear stuff, and they repeat it - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
You know, they hear stuff, and they repeat it
And if I had known earlier in life - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:11
And if I had known earlier in life
There's a couple of specials - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
There's a couple of specials
And I'm not kidding, I don't know how many times I've caught - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:13
And I'm not kidding, I don't know how many times I...
"Mr. Dunham, James has been imitating pornographic music." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
"Mr. Dunham, James has been imitating pornographic musi...
I have no idea where that came from, so." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
I have no idea where that came from, so."
In classical mythology, Cupid is the god of desire, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
In classical mythology, Cupid is the god of desire,
So ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome Cupid. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
So ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome Cupid.
[upbeat rock music] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:23
[upbeat rock music]
[mocking laughter] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
[mocking laughter]
You know how much I hate you right now. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
You know how much I hate you right now.
- Hello, Cupid. - I'm Walter, damn it. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Hello, Cupid. - I'm Walter, damn it.
- This qualifies as elder abuse. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- This qualifies as elder abuse.
- It looks like you're ready to - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- It looks like you're ready to
- No, I'm half naked and my nipples are chapped. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- No, I'm half naked and my nipples are chapped.
And what kind of costume is wings and Depends? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
And what kind of costume is wings and Depends?